Brain Meat

Yet another web presence of author S. Michael Wilson.

Parents found these in the basement of the house they just bought. Their next barbecue is going to be awesome!
Best Western thinks they can make me live by their rules. You’re not the boss of me!
Round two.  (at Shoeless Joe’s Ale House & Grille)
Much needed. (at Shoeless Joe’s Ale House & Grille)
To make you feel at home, Best Western is now including your grandmother’s old recliner in every room.  (at Best Western)
Holy shit, this hotel’s elevator is older than me. And I see wires. Should I be seeing wires? (at Best Western)
Nice lady at Dollar upgraded me to a midsize for free. “I can’t bear to see you squeezing yourself into a compact.” New favorite car rental service.  (at Dollar Car Rental)
Why is the passageway at O’hare lit like a disco from Logan’s Run? (at Chicago O’Hare International)
THERE’S A MAN ON THE WING OF… Oh, it’s my reflection. Never mind. #angrystewardess #ScottFlying
My precious tweet must have scared someone into changing their flight. #legroom #ScottFlying